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My husband warns me about the sound of urinating 日本の悲惨なトイレ事情と新婚さんの夫婦喧嘩

2022/05/11
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夫婦喧嘩 トイレ urinating, gender differences 独身 新婚 女性
日本の悲惨なトイレ事情と新婚さんの夫婦喧嘩


今日の課題は、日本人の新婚の旦那さんが、奥様がトイレ時のおしっこの音がうるさいと口論になっているお話です。
お題はYahooの知恵袋からいただきました。いま、閲覧者が7万を超えています。
こちらの原文を元に英文で一部あらすじを翻訳しました。

現代の日本は、このようなトイレ問題を発端にしたものが、冗談ではなく、くだらない夫婦喧嘩は多いです。そのせいか、結婚できない男性が多いのです。先進国でもトップを切っている状態です。

また根本的に女性の体を医学的に理解できない男子が多いです。女性に夢をみすぎる男性が当たり前の現実を受け入れられないのです。そしてこの単純な問題、独身で女性と生活をしたことがない男性、現在日本には5人に一人の割合で生涯独身、結婚歴はあるけども現実的に現在独身は40%以上です。


家事夫婦


そういったことを踏まえて、頭に構想を練ってみてください。
女性を理解できる男性は実のところ日本では、どのぐらいの割合なの?

欧米では、ひとつのアパートに2つのトイレがあるなど当たり前ですが、日本は女性に配慮したトイレの設計などできない建築設計士が多いです。これは50年前を同じく。トイレ後進国とも言えます。
ウォッシュレットといって、世界でも最先端のビデとシャワー付きのトイレはあります。でも根本的に、夫婦喧嘩の原因となる、リビングやキッチンのそばにトイレという水回りの設計は新築のマンションですらあります。一戸建て住宅になると、ある程度は施主の要望に対処はしています。
これは一種の社会現象なんですよね。

今回は雑記にしました。

今回の記事は、あくまでもお話程度にお読みください。こちらの若い旦那様は、いままで女性とお付き合いをしたことがなかったのでしょう。回答者のほとんどは、助言が丁寧で感心致しました。


トイレの悩み


Japan's disastrous toilet situation and a newlywed couple's quarrel

Today's subject is a story about a Japanese newlywed husband who is arguing with his wife about the noisy peeing noise she makes when using the restroom.
The subject was given to us from Yahoo Chiebukuro. It now has over 70,000 viewers.
We have translated a part of the synopsis in English based on the original text here.

In modern Japan, there are many stupid marital quarrels, not to mention jokes, that originate from such toilet problems. This is probably why many men cannot get married. The situation is at the top of the list in developed countries.

Also, fundamentally, many men do not understand the female body medically. Men who dream too much about women cannot accept the reality of the norm. And this simple problem, men who are single and have never lived with a woman, one in five men in Japan today are single for life, and more than 40% are married but currently single in reality.

With that in mind, please try to formulate a concept in your mind.


夫婦のねむり1


What percentage of men who can understand women are actually in Japan?


In the West, it is commonplace to have two toilets in one apartment, for example, but in Japan, many architectural designers are incapable of designing toilets with women in mind. This is the same as 50 years ago. It can be said that Japan is a backward country in terms of toilets.
There are toilets with bidets and showers, called "washlets," which are the most advanced in the world. But fundamentally, even newly built condominiums are designed with a toilet near the living room and kitchen, a water feature that causes marital strife. When it comes to single-family homes, the client's requests are addressed to some extent.
This is a kind of social phenomenon.

I have made this article a miscellaneous article.

Please read this article only as a story. The young husband here has probably never had a relationship with a woman before. I was impressed that most of the respondents were polite in their advice.


ジュネーブの屋敷

Peeing Woman urinating sound


I am married and every time I get married my husband warns me about the sound of urinating.
I am always angry because I can't help but make a lot of noise.
If I try to urinate little by little, the noise can be somewhat reduced, but it leaves me with a lingering sensation of urine.

The only remedy is to put toilet paper on the toilet bowl and be as careful as possible?

I have told my husband that women have a shorter urethra and are more likely to make noise, but he doesn't seem to understand these gender differences.

Family Relationship Issues, 73,838 views

A1  This is hard.

We share a life together, so I can hear the sound of the toilet.
What about your husband?
Does he sit down and do it for you?

I would say your husband is too fastidious.
I think he has too many illusions about women.
He is the same person, and I don't think he takes defecation for granted.

I don't think this will lead to divorce.
I think it is as painful as that.


トイレの悩み1

A2
Is there a bathroom directly connected to the living room?
Changing the door to a soundproof door is one way to try.

A3 There is also laying that toilet paper on the toilet bowl or "Oto-Hime," but it is natural that it makes noise to begin with.
It is strange to pay attention to it.

A4  You will get cystitis more than the sound...

It would be impossible to move the toilet position, and it would double the water bill, but it would be more constructive if you do it while flushing the water every time, or if you insist that much, it would seem more constructive if your husband moved his own feet, but ask him which one he would move.

A5 I think the sound of your wife peeing is pretty cute, though.
Don't worry about it too much.

A6 I am a Man. When I read it, I thought he is a nagging husband.
You can be angry with him and say, "Let him pee as he pleases!"
You can be angry with him.
He was probably not the right man for marriage.


トイレの悩み2

A7 I don't think the sound of a toilet can be heard in other rooms unless it is flushing or farting loudly. ......
I think the husband listens closely to the sound of his wife urinating, don't you? Isn't that how you play? I'm sorry, but I thought it was kishou.
As a countermeasure, I close the door of the room where the husband is when I go to the bathroom. Of course, I close the door of the bathroom, too.

A8
Hmmm. That's impossible. If you use a foam toilet, the noise will be reduced, but.... It's a long way to go if they don't understand that there is no solution. I'm a man, and I'd rather be like Otohime than the sound of urinating. I think the only thing you can do is to lightly close the gap between the toilets.



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